we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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