The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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