is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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