seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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