Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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