yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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