I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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