This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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