Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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