Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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