Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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