shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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