she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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