her vagine was all disorganized.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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