Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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