508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
i think i just naturally attract stoners
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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