Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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