Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
All I want is dick and wine.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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