I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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