guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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