I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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