She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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