I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Oh god it's open bar.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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