Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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