i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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