Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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