Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You can make out without kissing
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Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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