The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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