I'm lost and stupid without you.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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