Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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