I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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