Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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