I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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