is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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