covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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