Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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