Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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