Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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