I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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