It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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