He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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