you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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