this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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