is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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