Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize