love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize