don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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