why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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