im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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