D3 body, D1 cock
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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